Tecum vivere amem, tecum obeam libens

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:07:17 -0400

being 20+ on tumblr

pettry: The prince of the far, far away land wanted to marry...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:27:29 -0400

The prince of the far, far away land wanted to marry the princess, but she rejected him. As a punishment the princess was sent to a lair of a dragon so that it would kill her. But as soon as the dragon and the princess saw each other they fell madly in love and lived happily ever after. The end!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:25:49 -0400

are-you-seduced-yet: [VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:21:40 -0400

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

coelasquid: seedatart: You don’t have enough badges to hit...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:20:07 -0400

coelasquid:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

This thing is a thing I enjoy.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:17:43 -0400

words cannot describe how much I hate coming home to a drunk dad. He’s so obnoxious and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:50:59 -0400

words cannot describe how much I hate coming home to a drunk dad. He’s so obnoxious and won’t go to bed and now I don’t even have Sami here I just want to hug my dog not sit in my room and cry myself to sleep

this has been the absolute worst year of my life and there’s just more bullshit to come

xosailormars: serenity-moon: Tuxedo Mask’s Speech...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:34:30 -0400

xosailormars:

serenity-moon:

Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures

this is the best gifset i have ever seen

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:32:06 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

rainedragon: Excentrique 2013 Summer Collection - The Ghost...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:07:22 -0400

rainedragon:

Excentrique 2013 Summer Collection - The Ghost Room

secret tunnel! secret tunnel! through the mountain! secret,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:53:24 -0400

secret tunnel!

secret tunnel!

through the mountain!

secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel!

(x)

pewpewlasernipples: heatherm00ch: ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:48:52 -0400

pewpewlasernipples:

heatherm00ch:

ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID THIS

Thank

pepplemint: “Some countries complained that it’s inappropriate for two girls to kiss in the end of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:35:43 -0400

pepplemint:

“Some countries complained that it’s inappropriate for two girls to kiss in the end of the song.

That’s their problem.”
-Swedish commentator on Eurovison ahahah

kokiri-saria: I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:45:57 -0400

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

pixelddump: reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:26:30 -0400

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

so-relatable: Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:00:41 -0400

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:58:37 -0400

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

groceryfag: grodywoadie: alwaysbummed: videohall: Well...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:57:07 -0400

groceryfag:

grodywoadie:

alwaysbummed:

videohall:

Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules

AWHHH BABY

VERY IMPORTANT

SO CUTE OMG

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Fri, 17 May 2013 10:24:10 -0400

pewpuupalace: The power of The Power made a lot more sense in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:23:07 -0400

pewpuupalace:

The power of The Power made a lot more sense in Japanese but still is ridiculous